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[Oct. 25th, 2006|04:14 pm] |
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[Feb. 7th, 2006|10:53 am] |
I DID IT! I made it on cbc! So, what's the story mourning glory. Well, the weyerhaeuser guy beat me at poker, and... well, let's be honest here, I had a few drinks in me at that point, and well... where... Oh Right, the weyerhaeuser guy beat me at poker, and maybe I said some things I shouldn't have, maybe he was a little too good at poker. I don't like pointing fingers. Just say: things went wrong. Anyways, so now we have lots of bear space. And it turned out the First Nations liked the deal too! See. Now Marchand will love me forever. Hugs for everyone.
Then someone said: "dude, have you watched that movie Grizzly Man?" And I said "wtf, I haven't even officially announced this yet." Then he pointed out that wasn't relevant to the question, so I said no. So I watched, like, minutes ago -it's been a whirlwind morning. That guy was pretty messed in the head.
I was going somewhere with that, I just don't remember now.
I remember right before I became Premier I had all these funny pranks I wanted to pull. Like, there was this kid that I used to pick on in High School, Jimmy Verrier, (man, this is so funny), I was going to call (oh man, I can't stop chuckling) I was going to call the press over and announce Jimmy Verrier loves the cock. Oh man -I had all sorts of hilarious crap.
Meh. |
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[Jan. 10th, 2006|12:31 pm] |
| You Are Corn on the Cob Soda | 
Like sucking on a stick of butter |
| On Average, You Would Sell Out For | 
$1,052,275 |
| The Movie Of Your Life Is Film Noir | 
So what if you're a little nihilistic at times?
Life with meaning is highly over-rated.
Your best movie matches: Sin City, L. A. Confidential, Blade Runner |
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[Oct. 1st, 2005|10:36 am] |
God, why didn't I think of it before!: a cute tax!!
Attractive people have a higher earning potential -whether that potential is employed by the individual or not is at the taxees discretion, of course. However, the province should not be in a position to lose revenues for the poor choices of its citizens, therefore, everyone will be taxed in accordance to their new appearence multiplier.
Don't worry citizens, many of you will be categorized in the porno income field, so therefore we will be issuing very large tax breaks to those whose wealth comes from the porno industry. This will enable many of you to become employed in your appropriate tax category.
This sweeping reform will not be limited to humans, as many animals are capable of some income.
Sampsom will be expected to star in porno, and therefore his income will be taxed at the `Megan' multiplier. |
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[Sep. 13th, 2005|04:19 pm] |
 Well folks, it's Tuesday again and you know what that means: it's time for "If I Was. Gordon. Caaammmpbeeeelllll." This year we have some of our younger students write in. And this is what one of them said:
 If I was Gordon Campbell I would let people camp where they want. And not charge money. I would tell people that it's not good to take money from poor people and give it to big stores. My name is Timmy. I would put myself in charge of toy safety for bee see so I could play with lots of toys. George Bush hates Black People. Gordon Campbell ate my dad because he was poor. ZEIG HAIL!.
HoHohoho there Timmy. Because he voted Green, Timmy. I ate him because he voted Green. |
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[Sep. 13th, 2005|02:31 pm] |
Who the fuck do I go see about who's in charge of programming on the Spokane affiliate of Fox.
Fuckers. |
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[May. 26th, 2005|05:40 pm] |
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Man! Some people are just totally inconsiderate. I was surfing around from the office today and I found this little entry over here. I tell ya, ain't nobody ever gonna make everyone happy. |
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